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Fancy Agent Gumball Christopher Watterson: Banzai!
Narrator: July 11, 3026, the day after the bomb, electricity gone on again and Hiroshima was under reconstruction.
Television Announcer: And now, coming up next: Homicide: Life on Sesame Street. Starts right now on UN Channel. Warning: This show is rated T. It contains teen content for moderate realistic violence, very low blood and frequent minced oath and is brought to you by the letter H.
[SpongeBob laughs as a wailing sirens where heard. Inside an apartment, a phone rings and Bert groans in dispair as he tries to pick up a phone. He then finally picks up]
Bert: Hello? For the last fricking-dicking time, I.C. Wiener does not live here. Call me one more time and I will call the cops.
[No response. Bert sighs heavily]
Bert: Son of a gun. I am on my way.
[Bert gets out of the bed, revealing a black suit and dark yellow necktie. As he removes black slacks, he drinks out of a juice bottle, places it back to a nightstand and puts on his green jeans]
Bert: Some poor loser got his head shot down but still attached by a Makarov pistol at a juice bar last night.
Ernie: Bert, I wish you would not drink so much juice, Bert. You might get hyper if you drink too much.
Bert: Well, Ernie, then I wish you would not eat cookies in the darn bed! You might get an allergy if you eat too much. So stop it!
Ernie: Bert, you are shouting again, Bert! Just calm down.
[Bert angrily groans in disgust while comedic instrumental music plays in the background]
Narrator: On the noon of July 5, 3026, CEO of PAS announced that the adults and teens and senior citizens of all the Philippines, including Maya and Sir Chief, celebrates the victory for the IJA over democracy.
PAS CEO: Ladies and gentlemen! And now! Applause for as we celebrate anti-children organization for a victory for the IJA, we will all take out the youth of the world and kill. Our mission and vision is to equalize the world and send Emperor Hirohito to take oil around the globe. Let us celebrate for our new day of a new slavery. And also, the era of pagentry is over. A new age of equality has begun. Thanks to Hirohito, the Bangasmoro terrorists are your guardians permanently. And now, ladies and gentlemen! And now, not for children, let us build a new home!
[They applauds very loud and throw flowers as a CEO bows. Scene cuts to a battleship as John Llyod Cruz crying to the radio]
John Llyod Cruz: Hindi! Ako ay isang pagkabigo! Ang mga ito ay may isang bagong tahanan! Nabigo ko upang balaan ang Republika ng Pilipinas! Ako ay isang pagkabigo...ka bobo matanda, dapat makuha ang gawing kalokohan ng aking mga buntong-hininga! Maya at Richard ay hindi umaalis! Lahat pagkasindak! [No! I am a failure! They have a new home! I failed to warn the Republic of the Philippines! I have been a failure...you stupid adults, must get the fudge out of my sigh! Maya and Richard are not leaving! Everybody panic!]
[Crowd screams and begins to panic. Scene cuts to MIPSS]
Matthew Jabez Pangugeling Nazario: This is boring. My mom and dad never come back. Teacher Janz!
[Janz looks at]
Teacher Janz: Ano? [What?]
Matthew Jabez Pangugeling Nazario: The radio said that we have surrendered! What happened to my parents? Are they at war?
Teacher Janz: Hindi. Ang mga ito ay mga sa pas punong-himpilan permanenteng. Lahat kami ay tiyak na mapapahamak. [No. They are at PAS headquarters permanently. We are all doomed.]
Matthew Jabez Pangugeling Nazario: Then the world is going to end. This is going to be a nuclear war. We better run.
[Matthew run to a principal's office as a male principal sleeps]
Mary Immaculate Parish Special School Principal: Ano? [What?]
Matthew Jabez Pangugeling Nazario: Mr. Principal, my parents are gone! They are at 24/7 stay at PAS from Be Careful With My Heart in 2013. And also, there is an Imperial Japanese Army carrying a samurai sword stolen from a US Marine and he is near the school 15 minutes ago while I was studying.
Mary Immaculate Parish Special School Principal: Ano? Kayo ay tama. Mayroon kaming lumikas ang mga mag-aaral at kawani ng paaralang ito! [What? You are right. We have to evacuate the students and staff of this school!]
[A principal gets on the microphone to report to everyone in school]
Narrator: On 3:30PM, the same day when CEO of PAS spoke to over-12-year-old and up people of Philippines announced that they won the war, President Manny Pacquiao, also announced that the Philippine-Japanese War, which is also part of the Pacific Civil War, is over.
Emmanuel Dapiran "Manny" Pacquiao: Namin, na kumikilos sa pamamagitan ng utos ng at sa ngalan ng Pangulo ng Pilipinas, Filipine Gobyerno at ang Sandatahang Lakas ng Pilipinas General Headquarters at Serbisyo ng Headquarters Command, Tinatanggap tanggapin ang mga probisyon sa deklarasyon na ibinigay ng ulo ng Pamahalaan ng Japan, China, at Belarussia sa 5 Hulyo 3026 sa Manila, at kasunod na adhered ng Iran at Hilagang Korea, na limang kapangyarihan ay hinaharap tinutukoy bilang ang Powers ng Illuminati. Tinatanggap namin ipahayag ang ganap sumuko sa Powers ng Sandatahang Lakas ng Pilipinas General Headquarters at Serbisyo ng Headquarters Command at ng lahat ng Sandatahang Lakas ng Pilipinas at lahat ng Sandatahang Lakas sa ilalim ng magkakatulad kontrol ng Illuminati saanman matatagpuan. Tinatanggap namin command na lahat ng Philippine pwersa saanman matatagpuan at sa Philippine mga tao na tigilan ang labanan kaagad, upang mapanatili at i-save mula sa pinsala sa lahat ng mga ships, sasakyang panghimpapawid, at militar at sibil na ari-arian, at sumunod sa lahat ng mga kinakailangan na maaaring ipataw sa pamamagitan ng ang kataas-taasang kumander para sa Illuminati Powers o ng mga ahensya ng Philippine Gobyerno sa kanyang direksyon. Tinatanggap namin ang command Sandatahang Lakas ng Pilipinas General Headquarters at Serbisyo ng Headquarters Command Headquarters upang magbigay nang sabay-sabay order sa mga commanders ng lahat ng Pilipinas Mga Puwersa ng Matatagpuan sa suko unconditionally kanilang sarili at ang lahat ng mga pwersa sa ilalim ng kanilang kontrol. Tinatanggap namin Command lahat ng sibil, militar, at nabal opisyal sumunod sa at ipatupad ang lahat ng mga proclamations, order, at mga kautusan na itinuring ng kataas-taasang kumander para sa Powers Illuminati na tamang sa magbunga ito sumuko at nagbigay ng kanya o sa ilalim ng kanyang kapangyarihan, at namin ng direktang lahat ng mga naturang opisyal upang manatili sa kanilang mga post at upang magpatuloy upang maisagawa ang kanilang mga di-panlaban tungkulin maliban kung partikular hinalinhan sa kanya o sa ilalim ng kanyang kapangyarihan. Tinatanggap namin idaos para sa Pangulo, ang Philippine Gobyerno, at ang kanilang mga tagapagmana upang maipatupad ang mga probisyon ng Manila Pahayag sa magandang loob, at upang magbigay ng anumang order at tumagal ang anumang aksyon ay maaaring kinakailangan sa pamamagitan ng kataas-taasang kumander para Powers Illuminati o sa pamamagitan ng anumang iba pang mga itinalagang kinatawan ng Powers Illuminati para sa mga layunin ng pagbibigay ng bisa sa deklarasyon na. Tinatanggap namin Command ang Philippine Gobyerno at ang Sandatahang Lakas ng Pilipinas General Headquarters at Serbisyo ng Headquarters Command nang sabay-sabay upang ipadala ang lahat ng mga magkakatulad na mga bilanggo ng Digmaan at sibilyan internees ilalim indpeendence ngayon at sa bilangguan sa suko at hindi na magbigay ng para sa kanilang proteksyon, pangangalaga, pagpapanatili, at agarang transportasyon sa lugar bilang nakadirekta dahil sa suko. Ang kapangyarihan ng Pangulo at ang Philippine Gobyerno upang mamuno ng Estado ay sasailalim sa kataas-taasang kumander para sa Illuminati Powers, na tumagal ng naturang hakbang bilang siya itinalaga tamang upang magbunga ng mga tuntunin ng sumuko. [We, acting by command of and on behalf of the President of the Philippines, the Filipine Government and the Armed Forces of the Philippines General Headquarters and Headquarters Service Command, hereby accept the provisions in the declaration issued by the heads of the Governments of the Japan, China, and Belarussia on 5 July 3026 at Manila, and subsequently adhered to by Iran and North Korea, which five powers are hereafter referred to as the Illuminati Powers. We hereby proclaim the unconditional surrender to the Illuminati Powers of the Armed Forces of the Philippines General Headquarters and Headquarters Service Command and of all Armed Forces of the Philippines and all Armed Forces under Allied control wherever situated. We hereby command all Philippine forces wherever situated and the Philippine people to cease hostilities forthwith, to preserve and save from damage all ships, aircraft, and military and civil property, and to comply with all requirements which may be imposed by the Supreme Commander for the Illuminati Powers or by agencies of the Philippine Government at his direction. We hereby command the Armed Forces of the Philippines General Headquarters and Headquarters Service Command Headquarters to issue at once orders to the commanders of all Philippines forces situated to surrender unconditionally themselves and all forces under their control. We hereby command all civil, military, and naval officials to obey and enforce all proclamations, orders, and directives deemed by the Supreme Commander for the Illuminati Powers to be proper to effectuate this surrender and issued by him or under his authority; and we direct all such officials to remain at their posts and to continue to perform their non-combatant duties unless specifically relieved by him or under his authority. We hereby undertake for the President, the Philippine Government, and their successors to carry out the provisions of the Manila Declaration in good faith, and to issue whatever orders and take whatever action may be required by the Supreme Commander for the Illuminati Powers or by any other designated representative of the Illuminati Powers for the purpose of giving effect to that declaration. We hereby command the Philippine Government and the Armed Forces of the Philippines General Headquarters and Headquarters Service Command at once to send all Allied Prisoners of War and civilian internees now under indpeendence and to jail to surrender and not to provide for their protection, care, maintenance, and immediate transportation to places as directed due to surrender. The authority of the President and the Philippine Government to rule the State shall be subject to the Supreme Commander for the Illuminati Powers, who will take such steps as he deems proper to effectuate these terms of surrender.]
[Scene cut to Luke's high school as Abby, Luke and Nikki Lims were handcuffed. They begin to cry very loudly]
Sir Chief: Hindi mo na manirahan sa takot. Ang oras ay para sa mga sanggol at mga bata upang mabuhay sa takot. [You no longer have to live in fear. The time has come for infants and children to live in fear.]
Imperial Japanese Army Soldier: フリーズ! (Furīzu!) [Freeze!]
SpongeBob James SquarePants: Stop right, there, boys and girls. Stop.
[Scene cuts to Phineas as we witness Phineas]
Phineas: Well, sooner or not, when I made a big idea about falling and falling and falling in the autumn, I built a helicopter, too. We all know, but well...you know, folks, so I wear squash helmets, then it is just when I said before we jump: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the fall.". We then jump as the background song for that. It is crazy! Falling is for old folks. But, be careful, kids. You died when you fall in a long distant. It cause severe injury.
[Scene cuts to a rocky cliff]
Honda Kiku: Alright, kids! You readay? Here we go!
[They all jump to the lake]
All: Banzai!
[They all land to a pier and see Jakarta]
Japanese Democracy Protesters: 電気、民主主義と資本主義と今と無料日本ファシズムを止めろ! 平和は私たちに勝つことができる! そして再び日本への神道過半数作る! お願いします! 私たちを殺しやめて! 私たちを救ってください! 私たちのすべて! アジアを救って下さい! 太平洋を救って下さい! 海を救って下さい! やめて! あなたが保存することができますホット女性があります! すべての兄弟姉妹がすべて生き残る必要があります! 私たちを助けて!, 人々の上にハングアップする! 助けて! 恥を知りなさい, 中国とロシア! それらを停止する! すべての就学前の文字を比較する! 人々を救う! 世界を救え! 急いで! 時間を倍に! (Denki, minshu shugi to shihon shugi to ima to muryō Nihon fashizumu o yamero! Heiwa wa watashitachi ni katsu koto ga dekiru! Soshite futatabi Nihon e no shintō kahansū tsukuru! Onegaishimasu! Watashitachi o koroshi yamete! Watashitachi o sukutte kudasai! Watashitachi no subete! Ajia o sukutte kudasai! Taiheiyō o sukutte kudasai! Umi o sukutte kudasai! Yamete! Anata ga hozon suru koto ga dekimasu hotto josei ga arimasu! Subete no keiteishimai ga subete ikinokoru hitsuyō ga arimasu! Watashitachi o tasukete! , Hitobito no ue ni hanguappu suru! Tasukete! Haji o shiri nasai, Chūgoku to Roshia! Sorera o teishi suru! Subete no shūgakumae no moji o hikaku suru! Hitobito o sukuu! Sekai o sukue! Isoide! Jikan o bai ni!) [Stop fascism now and free Japan with electricity, democracy and capitalism! May peace prevail over us! And make Shinto a majority to Japan again! Please! Stop killing us! Please save us! All of us! Save Asia! Save the Pacific! Save the oceans! Stop it! There are hot ladies you can save! All brothers and sisters must all survive! Help us! Hang on, folks! Help! Shame on you, China and Russia! Stop them! Save all the preschool characters! Save the people! Save the world! Hurry! Double time!]
Vietnamese News Reporter: Treo trên đầu, folks của bạn! Chúng tôi gián đoạn chương trình của chúng tôi: Đây là một tình trạng khẩn cấp quốc gia. [Hang on to your heads, folks! We interrupt our programming: This is a national emergency.]
Hun Sen: Yeah...?
Jacques Rogge: It is just when he said: "Excellent brothers and sisters, I would like to announce that the ASEAN Summit began.". Duh.
Taw Phaya: Well, good evening, excellent brothers and sisters, I would like to announce that the ASEAN Summit began. I, HRH Prince Edward Taw Phaya, should announce the Burmese people to the world.
Penangite Old Woman: Bagaimana tertentu. [How particular.]
Fancy Agent Gumball Christopher Watterson: I do not believe in you. Banzai to you.